"Showtime!"

Ah, the life of a man, dancing to the tune of societal norms, as if we are all characters in a scripted play. From crawling to walking, it seems like marriage awaits us at the end of the aisle. But fear not, dear friends and family, for I am not in a rush to embrace that stage just yet!

As I enter my married friends' gatherings, it feels like stepping onto the stage of a comedy show. The banter, the teasing, all perfectly timed to poke fun at my single status. Even the little ones, with their innocent charm, chime in, asking why "Uncle B" doesn't have an "Aunty" yet. Oh, those little midgets are quick-witted, and they sure know how to tickle the funny bone!

But you see, my life is like a roller coaster, and I am savoring every twist and turn. Why rush to the next phase when the present is so darn entertaining? Responsibilities may be waiting in the wings, but there is no harm in enjoying the spotlight a bit longer!

As men, we are not just here to enrich ourselves; we are here to be pillars of support for those around us. Now, do not get me wrong; I am not saying marriage is off the table forever. Oh no! I am simply relishing my time as a "show-up man" for now, and it is quite a role!

Some might argue that there is a "best before" date for marriage, like a fine wine past its prime. But let me tell you, like that aged wine, we men get better with time! So why should I pop the cork prematurely when I can enjoy the full-bodied flavours of life?

Marrying in our mid-thirties brings its own benefits! We have had time to refine our wit, humour, and charm – qualities that only get better with age. We have gained experiences, navigated through difficulties, and honed our emotional intelligence. In addition, we have become experts at assembling Moko furniture!

Now, do not think for a moment that I am passing up on love. Oh no, I am keeping my eyes peeled for that extraordinary someone who will be the perfect dance partner in life's hilarious tango. When that time comes, I will happily waltz down the aisle with a heart full of laughter.

In the meantime, I am basking in the freedom of bachelorhood, cherishing every quirky adventure, and creating memories that will make for epic storytelling when I am old and wrinkly. And believe me, the tales will be worth the wait!

So here's a toast to life's delightful absurdities, to love that blooms fashionably late, and to embracing the journey without rushing to the destination. Let us raise our glasses to laughter, love, and the riotous comedy that is Uncle B's life! Cheers!